Wednesday, October 04, 2006

An Open Letter to Mark Foley

Dear mr. foley,

Being drunk doesn't make people send lurid text messages to sixteen year old boys. Being drunk makes it easier to send lurid text messages to sixteen year old boys.

Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
.
Xxxxxxxxx
(7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse
practice
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great
legs running
Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha.they arent great
.
Maf54
(7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Xxxxxxxxx
(7:46:38 PM): lol no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Maf54
(7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol.a bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxxxx
(7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow.
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

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